Monday, October 10, 2011

Skinny Koreans

Reasons why Koreans are skinny:

Chopsticks. It's impossible to shovel food down the ol' hatchet when you have to work with chopsticks. And the spoon/chopstick combo makes it worse. You have to switch from chopsticks to spoon depending on what you're eating. So if I'm eating rice with meat or something, I have to scoop the rice with my spoon and then switch to chopsticks to grab some meat (or vice versa).

They eat everything RIDICULOUSLY hot. It's not only spicy but it's temperature hot to the point where you can't eat it! I've burnt my tongue at least once a week since arriving in this country.

All the shoving and Ajumah Elbowing gives them a strong upper body.

Hiking...in their super unnecessary hiking gear/outfits.

Being too concerned about what people around them are thinking to eat.

Legit.

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